When are you coming out? Mommy is exhausted and your kicks and stretches are beginning to hurt. I’m sure you are comfortable and warm in there, but I’m overly anxious for you to come out. Your sisters and grandparents will be here soon, and they’d like to see you soon. Plus, daddy heads back to teaching soon and he wants you out before he starts. Now, hurry up little one.
Love, your overly anxious mother
P.S. Sorry about all of the spicy food lately.